Some Equations only make sense when you become a parent:
Time = (Chores) + (Toddler) x 1000
Grocery - Toddler = Fun
Sugar in the afternoon = 1/ (baby bed time)
Toddlers's Energy Levels >> Parent's Patience Levels
Toddler's preferred time in the park --> infinity
Algebra used to be one of my favourite subjects (yes, I am a nerd). Should brush up my skills and try and create new equations!
So do you have an equation that relates your latest parenting dilemma?
Time = (Chores) + (Toddler) x 1000
Grocery - Toddler = Fun
Sugar in the afternoon = 1/ (baby bed time)
Toddlers's Energy Levels >> Parent's Patience Levels
Toddler's preferred time in the park --> infinity
Algebra used to be one of my favourite subjects (yes, I am a nerd). Should brush up my skills and try and create new equations!
So do you have an equation that relates your latest parenting dilemma?
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HAH! I love this. Here is my try:
ReplyDeleteDog + Nephew = Jelousy!
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